About
Oh, hello there, Stranger from the Internet.
Welcome to my website. Are you liking what you see?
(Note the extensive use of whitespace that shows I’m hip and design-savvy!)
I imagine you’re probably wondering a few things right now.
Things like…
Who is this guy?
How did he grow such an awesome mustache?
Should I trust him to write my emails?
Allow me to answer those for you…
1. Hey, I’m Robert Lucas.
Yeah. I have two first names. Three, actually. But I don’t think we’re close enough for me to tell you my middle name just yet.
Anyway…
I live in a beautiful little city called Nashville, Tennessee, where saying “I’m a writer” automatically means you are a songwriter.
Not the case here, though.
I’m a copywriter, which is less sexy than being a songwriter I guess. But I can still wear whatever I want to work and get paid royalties…
So that’s nice.
Anyway, here are a few fun facts about me:
I'm a sauna addict, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
One time, I worked on a Kickstarter project that earned $67,118 in one day.
I've been skydiving, but not Rocky Mountain climbing. (I also haven't gone 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu, in case you were wondering.)
I once wrote 29 sales pages in 29 days.
When I was 22, I ran a red light on my bike, got hit by a cop car, and then had to pay for the damages that my body caused to the vehicle.
2. Thank you. I think it’s an awesome mustache, too.
A few weeks before I turned 27, I watched Prefontaine…and Peaky Blinders.
And before I even knew what happened, I was staring at myself in the mirror with a pair of clippers in-hand.
At the time of this writing, I’ve had the ‘stache for about 8 months. And I don’t think it’s going anywhere.
(Update: I have now had the ‘stache for nearly 2 years. I can confirm that it is definitely not going anywhere.)
3. Yeah. You probably should trust me to write your emails.
But you knew I was going to say that, didn’t you?
So I’ll get out of the way now…
Here’s what a few people have said about the stuff I’ve written:
Aaand one long one just for good measure. ;)
So, if you want to learn more about working with me, just click the little red button below.